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Will you eat a Quizno's Sub?

I won't eat them because those rat-things have bad teeth, thus I'll get bad teeth too!
0 (0%)
I won't eat them because I won't even make a bowel movement without JJ permission!
0 (0%)
I won't eat them  because the JJ knows where I live and will set my loved ones on fire!
0 (0%)
I'll eat them because I look forward to the JJ beating me over the head with an ugly stick!
1 (33.3%)
I'll eat them because those rat-things control my mind!
0 (0%)
I like poo!
2 (66.7%)

Total Members Voted: 3

Voting closed: May 23, 2004, 11:12:04 PM

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Offline Jet Jockey

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« on: May 23, 2004, 11:12:04 PM »
(Okay this off topic but we need a few topics keep things going )

I present the first in a long series of weekly insane rants.

Issue #1 Don't Eat Quizno's subs.

Friend of JJ: "I heard they have this 2.99 italian sub special at quiznos."
JJ: " I hate those stupid rats but yeah I like itlalian subs."

Later after they see the food but haven't eaten it yet...

JJ: "So, what's for dessert?"
Friend of JJ: "Kinda of small aren't they".

Blipping Quizno's they give you a 4.5 inch sub. Sure they have small, medium and large but don't subs usually come in foot long bread that you cut down the center and a serving is half? I was expecting 6 inches.

A 4.5 inch is an impotent sub!

The JJ is still hungry for some food!

Don't eat quizno's subs.
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« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2004, 11:16:06 PM »
PS:
I'm gonna kill this idiotic topic tommorrow when I get up.
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« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2004, 12:20:17 AM »
Humble suggestion for the hungry JJ, deli meat from local grocery store.
Black Angus Pastrami, on french bread, with mustard, lettuce, and American cheese (yellow).  Heat Pastrami and cheese on microwave safe dish for 20 seconds on high.   Drain cheese juice thoroughly before placing on french bread.

(Optional): Pre-heat oven to 300 degrees F, then place sandwich (minus lettuce) into oven and heat for 3.5 minutes or until french bread is lightly brown/golden color.

Variants; add tomato, red onion, and green pepper.

*Drools* Excellent sandwich, and its cheaper than Quiznos, Subway, or Schlotzky's Deli.  :D

This sandwich creation courtesy of my better half.  :wink:

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« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2004, 01:06:27 AM »
:lol:

Well, I, for one, am a true, blue, die-hard "Subway" fan.  I've had a few 'exposures' to Quizno's and am in agreement that I was underimpressed.

Let's look at the score for Osaka City:

Quizno's = 0
Subway = 2 (that I've seen.  That's probably about it.)
McDonald's = a piss-load (wait, how'd this get on the list?)

Suffice to say, in a city of 8 million+... we people vote with their money.  And they all vote for... non-Western, non-greasy, non-fast food type restuarants.  But this wasn't really the question?

Anyhow, going to stop babbling, because my job of making it look like a lot of people actually cared about this topic is done.

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« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2004, 05:17:46 AM »
JJ you forgot the last option

Q) What the hell is Quizno's ??

:lol:

Hey cool just thought first time I can use the below smilie LOL

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« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2004, 12:40:16 PM »
Quizno's are invaders that the mean to do your Queen harm with there tiny submarines sandwiches!

How it's time to kill this thread.
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